Not my day?
I'm thinking maybe I should have left Charlotte at school today.
As soon as she got in the car this afternoon she said "I want you to stop being funny Mom."
And then like 70 seconds later she said "Today Parker* said you're a jerk." It took me a minute to clarify if this kid was using "you" in a general sense and just calling random kindergarteners jerks, but no, it seems he has singled out me: Charlotte's mother. He says I'm a jerk because I wear dark sunglasses.
*Names have been changed. Because I'm not a jerk.

3 comments:
Were you wearing your sunglasses at night? If so, I agree with Parker*. Only jerks wear sunglasses at night.
Kids can be so mean. Seriously... you should buy him a pair of dark sunglasses as a gift. Heh heh. ;D
I'd go hunt him down Kate ;)
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