Someone stop me.
Tonight at the gym all the stud muffins from water aerobics were sitting in the hot tub. There was another girl (not a stud muffin) in with us. She stood up and turned around at one point to show us her tattoo which was of a fairy I think.
While she’s turned around showing us her backside she says “One day when I’m really old I figure I’ll get the words ‘Bite Me’ tattooed across my butt.”
I said “’Bite Me’? Or ‘Wipe Me’?”
I’ll be here all week.
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11 comments:
Hahahahahaha!!! Love it and your sense of humor!!
Wipe me would make much more sense.
du-dum chhhhh. Ha!!
LOL. Yeah, wipe me definitely makes more sense!
:) You make me laugh
It was so funny, and so was the look on her face. Oh heavens, that was awesome.
HA HA! Nice. Buuuuuuuuurrrrn! I would say I wish I could have been there, but that might sound a little perverted.
Kate, you shouldn't be stopped. You're freaking hilarious!
Can I just say that reading your blog is one of the highlights of my online ritual?
Haha, you are hilarious!!!
i'm hoping when she's old no one will have the opportunity to see the tat on her back side, yikes!
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