Alive and kicking.
So my last blog post was totally depressing. But I think I am allowed a drama queen moment every once in a while.
I’m much better emotionally and slowly recovering physically. I have nearly coughed up a lung a handful of times over the last week, and at times I have sounded like Selma and/or Patty. SEXY.
I don’t have much time to blog at the moment so I’ll just make it quick and say that I was cruising through my e-mail tonight at warp speed and I swear I read the following:
%53 Off Pasties
But it actually said “pastries.” Now that’s a disappointment.
Thank you friends for all your kind comments. They made me laugh. They made me cry. I love all your stinking guts.
4 comments:
Selma?!? From our 1997 days??? Now that's sexxy! I love all your posts.
I was a sophomore class officer and one day all of student government got called down to the vice principal's office for a meeting. It was weird, because we'd already had class that day. Why the need for the urgent meeting?
The senior class officers had sent home a flyer for senior dinner dance (prom) and instead of "assorted pastries" it said "assorted pasties". Parents were calling the school in an uproar. No letters were allowed to be sent home with out a VP signature from then on out.
Who the heck is "Patty"? I have not met or seen a woman named Patty that has been attractive. Glad you are back.
Boy am I glad that I decided to peruse your blog tonight. It gave me some seriously needed laughs- Thanks!
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