Dear Weirdo,
Dear young lady on 9th East,
Wow you are jumping up and down and waving those tiny yellow and red flags vigorously. You look very enthusiastic indeed. You are also wearing a scary and dark mask of some sort. Darth Vader? I honestly can’t tell. And I don’t have the foggiest idea what you are promoting. Having a bake sale? A car wash? A lemonade stand? I looked and looked and I really can’t see a sign or any indication that you actually have a purpose for jumping up and down in the shoulder of a busy street. And you know what? I wouldn’t buy even the best lemonade in America from you in that mask. All in all, I give you an F in marketing. Try again.
Love,
Kate
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11 comments:
Oh my goodness, I so wish I could have seen that. I love your post here girl. You crack me up!
Maybe she just got back on her meds and she's REALLY happy about it!
Ha ha! Was she a prostitute?
Was this 9th East in Provo? Why am I asking? Probably.
lol hillarious! You sure encounter some weird things don't you. You shoulda asked her?...lol
Wow, I miss living in Salt Lake. I remember seeing Darth Vader begging for change at Whole Foods, her lover perhaps?
We once saw Chewbacca on University Parkway in Orem. Perhaps she was trying to find him...
Ha ha! I linked over here from Courtney's blog, and I'll definitely be checking back often. =)
Hey cute girl! I've been thinking about you lately because I finally, finally took your hair advice and bought that devacurl stuff...so far, so amazing! Anyway, now I still have questions and I noticed there was a million questions on my blog about it...so, maybe you should do us another post and help us out! And, maybe answer my questions by email cause I don't know if i can wait. :) Email me!
Hey ya! I missed the last Blogger GNO but I'll be at the next one. Thought I'd stop by and say hi and follow. Keep it real Utah.
Carrie
the5thgirl.com
Dude. At least I'm working. Back off. That's it. Tomorrow I am moving to 10th East.
You truely are funny! This post had my abs hurting! :)
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