Monday, March 29, 2010

I’m ashamed of myself.

I used to not have a lot of time for TV.  I have clients who love love love TV and who want to catch up on what I’m watching and I’m usually a horrible disappointment to them.  I mean I didn’t even start watching The Biggest Loser until 3 seasons ago, and I’ve absolutely never watched a season of The Bachelor.
Well now my husband goes to school.  And he works.  And he is not home often.  So to keep myself from having a hot steamy affair I put my kids to bed as early as I can manage and I watch the most embarrassing things I can find on TV. 

Such as: Jerseylicious.
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Has anyone out there seen this abomination?  Oh my hell!  I don’t want to get like all judgmental and racial, I mean I think orange people deserve love as much as the next guy, but what in the crap?!  The tanning, the boobs, the hair, THE MAKEUP!  It is so entertaining I don’t even know what else to say about it.  I don’t know if all the episodes take place in a salon since I’ve only seen two so far, but it only adds to the appeal.  You must all see the train wreck otherwise known as “The Glam Fairy”.  Oh dear.
This show has me hooked and I am ashamed.  (Okay, only a tiny bit.  I’ve also never considered having a hot steamy affair Courtland.  Love you.  XOXO!)

7 comments:

Tiffany said...

LOL! I also have a guilty pleasure but I don't have the cojones to post it!

Staci said...

Everyone's got a guilty pleasure. It's a good thing!

Dinger said...

My guilty pleasure: Beverly Hills 90210! Oh my it is so trashy and I love it!!

Rachel said...

Oh my gosh! Orange people? You are so funny!

Melissa said...

Hahaha, I saw it on 'The Soup,' I think it may be worth checking out...

Jenna said...

What is with the whole Jersey trend on television? A bunch of orange people with fake and/or extremely gelled hair screaming at each other. I wonder if any true-blooded New Jerseyans are like that. I have a feeling they're not, since my brother-in-law has neither orange skin nor extremely gelled hair.

Enjoy your trash. I always do.

ashley said...

Thanks for clearing up the steamy affair talk. I think my eyes bugged out of my head.

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