30 second grammar lesson.
Today I drove Court's car to work and I noticed a business card in the center console from our favorite local car care center. This kind of thing almost makes me want to stop giving them our business. Sigh. Anyway, the back of their card reads:
"Piece of Mind Warranty"
I'd like to give them a piece of my mind, which is quite different from feeling peace of mind about the condition of my automobile, which I think is what they were actually getting at.
This reminds me of another funny business card. This guy came to our house last year to do a little bit of sprinkler work. He was a slightly older gentleman and he was hysterical and his business card reads (shield your eyes if you're sensitive):
Valves Timers Repairs
Doesn't F###ing Matter
Free Estimates
Senior Discount
Wahahahaha! I wussed out and edited it for my blog, but he did not edit his business card. My question is this: How many seniors give this fella a call after reading his business card? Rest assured I'd call him back any time. I love someone who is that no-nonsense. Let's get down to business.
I think I should spice up my business card. Something like "Come and get your hair did you suckas!"
4 comments:
Love your blog! It makes me miss you even more! Hope you have a Merry Christmas. Your family is so cute!!
And dont get me started with peoples use of apostrophe's!
(misuse intended, for those who don't know me)
I love your blog. And I'd totally call the valves, timers, repairs dude back - I live for moments like that.
I'll be back, thanks!
Laura
lol' that is hilarious!!! You should totally make your business card say something like that.
I just saw your blog from Laura's blog, and thought I would check yours out :) Love it!
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