Wrong number. Hopefully.
I'm going to use my amazing transcription skills to record this crazy message I received on my voicemail yesterday. I'm tempted to publish the number here so that all of you--my e-buddies--can call this guy and tell him what we think of his fine mastery of the English language.
"Hey Katie--"
I just realized that's about as far as I can go and keep this halfway decent. Let's just say it was filled to the rim with some very colorful language, some, uh, threats I guess, and some spicy references to what might happen to my mom if I didn't call him back in the next 10 minutes. I lost count but there were at least 15 words that start with the 6th letter of the alphabet, and at least one instance where I was told that I'm a piece of poop, and also one reference to my wild weekend coming up in Vegas (I didn't know I was going to Vegas this weekend, I can't wait!!). All of this accompanied by lots of laughter in the background. A whole group of numb-skulls, all in on the fun! Lucky girl!
I'm going to say that since I haven't gone by Katie since I was about 6 years old and smart enough to tell people to stop calling me that, then this must have either been a wrong number or a long lost friend from Kindergarten trying to reconnect.
9 comments:
Yikes! Reminds me of the time some chick called my phone asking for "Ryan" and then asked me if I was his mistress. Wow...love those wrong number calls!
I promise it wasn't me. Although you did say you'd love it if I'd call you up and cuss you out, right?
hm. that would drive me nuts to not know who it was. what did the callerid say?
It was Bobby. He was bored. I won't lie for him any longer. He does this habitually. :D
Okay first, what a pain! Second, I would block my number and call him back and leave him a message. ;) Third, I notice you got Google Ads! Yay! I'm clicking on them right now! Woohoo!
You totally need to call him back! This might be your one chance to find true love.
CREEEEEEEEPY!!
That is so funny!!! I just love your blogs. You make me laugh out loud!!
I think it was Jason Cobble.
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