Sunday, April 26, 2009

I'm not trying to judge...

...but last night my husband was absolutely frantic and I'm not sure how I feel about it. He had lost something that I guess was important to him. He was tearing the cushions off the couch, he was looking in, under, and behind things. He looked in the kitchen, he looked in the family room, back to the kitchen, back again to the family room. He made me lie on the floor and look underneath the couches while he picked them up (yes, he's that tough). Poor guy couldn't find his Oprah magazine.

I'm not kidding.

I tried not to judge. Now it's your turn.



Oh, by the way, aren't our family pictures gorgeous? I am so happy with them I could cry. Hurry over to Jodi's blog and schedule your session immediately. Because if enough of you do she's going to give me a prize, right Jodi? (She hasn't exactly agreed to it quite yet.)


I've just had an epiphany. I have just put the pieces together in my nimble mind. Of course Court was frantic to find that Oprah magazine, because Oprah and I have a lot in common. We're so similar we're almost related. It makes a lot of sense. We both have curly hair. We are both on a diet. We are both opinionated loud mouths. And we are both strong black women. Except that I'm white.

10 comments:

Jill Knotwell said...

Wow.... Just be glad that he not only lives with you and gets to see you everyday, he wants to read about you in his Oprah mag!

Unknown said...

You know that's funny because I kept thinking to myself...Kate reminds me of someone but I could never figure it out...now I know! It was Oprah. sheesh.

Lacey said...

I seriously LLOL when I read what he had lost. My. Stars.

Kristen said...

Oh my fetch that is funny! Court will never hear the end of this. Never.

Camille said...

LMAO! I am totally judging Court. The other night I met a man who agreed with me that Oprah is totally irresponsible with her power to influence ignorant American women. I nearly asked him to marry me....

Love your hair...hope you win.

Katie BQ said...

LOL

*Not judging* (and lying too)

Mama Gibbs said...

Oops! I think I know who had that crazy magazine...

Bethany said...

oh my! so funny.

Heather said...

Bobby wants to know if you both have 'favorite things'. ;) I bet you do, you just can't afford to buy your favorite things for all your friends.

Nurse Heidi said...

Totally not judging...;). That's awesome. I LOVE the family photoshoot, by the way!

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