Sunday, December 7, 2008

Twilight

If you have a blog, you must have at least one post dedicated to Twilight. This is mine.

I don't like the Twilight series.

I won't be going to see the movie.

I think the books get more and more ridiculous as they progress. Twilight was okay. The second book, kind of bad. The third book, totally wretched and hateful. The fourth book? I refuse.

Somebody tagged me (and only me because I'm cool like that) with a bunch of "Which Twilight Character Are You?" quizzes. I thought I'd eventually humor her, and here I am, almost a month later, getting around to it. Well, I just finished my first quiz and I'm horrified by the results. I never realized that I was so whiny, fashion challenged, co-dependent, clumsy, and ridiculous. But the quizzes never lie. I won't be taking any more. I can't handle it.

Which Twilight character are YOU?
Your Result: Bella Swan
I may not like Bella's pure luck for finding Edward, but i still have to admire her for her bravery, sarcasm, and,well, complete clumsiness. With her obviously adorable looks ( guys cant take their eyes off her on the first day ) she seems to win over Edward completely.. sigh
Alice Cullen
Edward Cullen
Jasper Hale
Emmett Cullen
Jacob Black
Carlisle Cullen
Rosalie Hale
Which Twilight character are YOU?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz


Aw nuts.  I caved in and took one more.  But I'm pretty sure this one was written by an eleven year old.  That cushions the blow just ever so slightly. 

For 33 % you are: You're Bella Swan, the quiet, nice, clumsy girl who has the ability to love very, very deeply! You get Edward, right on!
41.90 % of 112598 Quiz participants had this profile!

15 comments:

Brits said...

You are OFFICIALLY the COOLEST person I know! I'll be laughing at your blog for at least the next month.

DeAnn said...

The movie was actually good.
I liked the first book and was laughing by book 4.

Keri said...

KATE! I get so sick of people telling me that these books are great . . . I agree with you!

I think I would have cried if Bella were my result - thank you for being strong enough to post this :)

heather said...

lol...i read all 4 books and saw the movie (just because it was a GNO) and i haven't written a blog on twilight...i must be stronger than you! lol :P and i agree...they just got worse...4 was way too long!

Mindy said...

Are we friends? Hello! I LOVED the books. Frankly the first and the last were my favorites. I don't know if I enjoyed them because I FINALLY was able to read some books since college (yeah, who has time to read) but I really enjoyed them. I'm going to see the movie. But I won't be wearing red and black, or a prom dress or a tiara to the movie, that's a bunch more involved than I'll ever be. Congrats on caving - it was fun to read!

Brits said...

So does that mean you're not naming your next child "Renesmee"?

Kate said...

I vow to name my next daughter Renesmee if she somehow turns out to be half vampire.

Anonymous said...

dear bella, oh I mean Kate. Stop being so serious about something so stupid. p.s. I have your "Mrs Cullen" t-shirt at my house, I will drop it by your place tomorrow.

Kristen said...

LOL...Mrs. Cullen...

tequila said...

I like you more and more as the days go on Kate Page!!

I've never read any part of the Twilight series. They would kick me out of my PhD program if I even tried.

Staci said...

Oh Kate...you should really see the movie. You'll get a good laugh and feel a bit embarrased for the actors and anyone associated with he movie. I think you'll enjoy it ;)

Susiee Q said...

I completely and totally concur. Twiglight = lame.

heather said...

lol, how do you 2 (brits and kate) know about renesmee (or however you spell that horrible name) if you haven't read #4? and yes, kate go see the movie and get a good laugh at all the "tension"!

Nurse Heidi said...

Hooray!!!! Someone else that agrees with me! I'm seriously feeling like I'm in the minority because all of my bloggy pals are waxing poetic about how great the movie and books are.

Carly said...

Hi! Blog stalking again but I SOOOO TOTALLY AGREE with this post. Oh my gosh I feel the same way. I seriously couldn't stand the fourth book. They just kept getting WORSE! Oh and the movie was awful.

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