Great news for Bret Michaels!
Every rose has it's thorn and every trashy VH1 tv show needs its token married mormon lactating housewife. I got this text message the other day from a very trustworthy talent agency (I'm sure). Sign me up!
You've been matched for Bret Michaels Rock of Love show! Call 323-785-2000 for info. Pays $100 per day + expenses.
I feel so lucky to have been chosen. Have you seen the girls on that show? They are really the cream of the crop. I just might go ahead and do it. I have a few questions first. Am I allowed to bring my breastfeeding baby? I kind of can't travel without her. I promise I won't try to pass her off as Bret's baby. (Wait, this could be a great blackmail moneymaking idea. Might be worth exploring.) Also, am I allowed to touch Bret's hair? I'm dying to get the chance to yank that pretty long blonde wig off his bald head.
I guess the real question is: do you think Bret Michaels will pick me? Oh I hope so.
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13 comments:
Well if I was Bret, you'd be a shoe in... I mean if by Bret you really meant Maury, and if by love show you really meant Springer... Hmmmmmm, tasty. Nah, I'd just let it go. Can you put me in touch with the talent agency? I think they'd love a thirty something househusband who's losing his hair and is about to have a breastfeeding baby. Well, not my breasts.
LMAO! That is so crazy! I think you may also need to ask if you can bring your husband along, and oh yeah, that other kid of yours too. You should respond, and see how far you get!
I'm a little put out that I wasn't picked for the show, and I'm completely jealous! I'd probably get kicked off for trying to date his body guard.
Wtf? YOU were not in attendance at his Green River, WY Flaming Gorge Days extravaganza, but *I* was.
Hmf. I feel slighted. I should have taken my panties off and thrown them anyway.
Well, good luck with your new lover. I hope you know that he lives in Scottsdale and that your love life with be hot and sweaty, the Arizona way.
And P.S. -- You did not leave a memory on my blog, a blatant violation of game rules.
Does your life not revolve around blogging, Kate? Where are your priorities? Babies, schmabies.
LOL that's funny!!!
Oh my...I love your blog more that anything in the world!
I love checking your blog, it makes me laugh so hard!
Kate I know you'll win you're a hot mama, but I might just send in my app. and take you on!!! And my belated comment on your sleep deprivation I feel for you. Just be happy you have girls screaming and not an abusive one year old boy. Love ya hang in there, I'm sure you're an awesome mommy
I have to say it just took three tries to publish that comment
Oh FUNNY! Why don't I ever get texts like that?
By the way, Victoria just gets cuter every day!
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Tequila, yer killin' me.
Kate, you're hot.
LOL You are a crack up, but Bret should know how lucky he would be to have you! You are the greatest!
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