TMI
TMI: too much information. I used to say "don't go there" but that's lame.
A cookie for the first person to identify that quote.
So I went to the doctor yesterday and discovered the cause of my incredible pain. Apparently I'm pregnant! Who knew! No, that's not it entirely. The baby's head is apparently as low as it could possibly be without actually coming out of my body. I was so shocked when he was checking me and immediately said, "oh there's the head!" Get back up in there where you belong little sister!! So this is why I'm waddling like a duck and can't hardly roll myself over in bed without assistance. Waah! I asked Dr. Watts how soon I can have this little baby removed from my body, and he said he'd like me to make it to 37 weeks. And I'm currently, right now, 32 weeks and 4 days. But who's counting. I'm supposed to be working until I'm 38 weeks along. I'm all booked up until then! So if you have an appointment with me on February 21st, you could possibly be out of luck! :)
I'm at Andrea's house right now watching her kids. Andrea is at the hospital! BABY DAY! I'm so excited, and so is Andrew. Holy moly he's beside himself with excitement. He's hoping it's a brother so when he's big they can play swords. But he tells me that until then he can keep playing swords with Ella. We're having some jealousy issues today. Ella keeps crying for her mommy, and then Charlotte has a fit when I'm trying to help Ella feel better. And Charlotte had a major meltdown when I was doing Ella's piggytails. Whoa.
And how could I forget to mention that due to the financial stupidity of our landlord.... we are moving next weekend. How convenient! We're moving to a smaller house in Sandy, and if you'd love to help us, come on over next Saturday! I'm kind of not able to help, so I'll provide refreshments and supervision.

5 comments:
the office - Dwight
Ohmigosh! That would certainly explain it. Perhaps that means that you will have the shortest and easiest delivery on record?
Yes, that's it. A 20 minute delivery is my bet. :)
Brian, you are only half right so come over and get half a cookie. They're in the oven.
And Susiee Q, Andrea just gave birth with nary a single push. I don't know if I can beat that!!
ok, it wasn't dwight, it was the guy that steve carrell plays. I was under the impression that the cookie would be delivered.
I can't waddle fast enough to deliver your half a cookie hot out of the oven (well yesterday they were hot). Come and get it!
Michael Scott. His name is Michael Scott. :)
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