People of the World. . .

You stink! I have returned from my fun weekend in Arizona! Okay, I've actually been home for several or even many days, but I've had my head in a toilet. Well, not literally, but I've had to sprint to the ladies room on numerous occasions. I'm sick. That's what I'm getting at. I'm freaking sick with the freaking morning sickness and I'm finding it hard to function at very basic levels. I'm keeping Charlotte fed and clean (but not always pig-tailed) and that's about it! But back to the people of the world who stink. I had the pleasure of taking a total of 4 flights over the last weekend and I am sure I encountered the stinkiest people in America. Like you, 60 year old guy who was dressed quite well and had a lovely also nicely dressed wife. I was behind you at the United counter, and holy Moses! You were stinky! I felt bad for that nice shirt you were wearing. But mostly I felt bad for me due to the fact that I had to step into your cloud of odor every time the line moved forward. Then there were the noisy couple sitting behind me on the flight from Denver to Phoenix. You people smelled like a liquor cabinet and I had to put my head down in my lap to avoid the stench. Good grief! Note to self--when a flight is delayed, 90% of the passengers will fill their time in the bar located adjacent to the gate. Either join them or purchase some cotton to stuff up nasal passages. There were more of you stinkies out there, but I'd like to refrain from making any sweeping generalizations about certain countries and/or continents.


Highlights of the trip:

1. In N' Out Burger. Yum.
2. Facial and Massage. Oooh. Why don't I have that life all the time?
3. Water park and the beautiful man that Andrea and I were gawking at. Hee!
4. Learning how to play Settlers of Catan. And also pronouncing it correctly.
5. Yummy food at the restaurant with the name I forget. And the guitar singer guy.



And now onto the picture portion of our show. I just have to post this picture of Charlotte and her silly crooked Popeye grin! She is so funny! And then a pic of me and Andrea, ready to go to the water park. The other pictures I promised? Well, those are for another day. Stay tuned.